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It's not all sweatpants and sadness. Okay, yeah, it pretty much is.

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One last chance to come up with a clever little blurb for the snarky joke list on our podunk website.

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And don't get us started on those damn Brussels sprouts.

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Still more well-liked than Skip Bayless though.

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Marvel really pulled out all the stops for this one!

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Quick, someone set up a mic'd confessional outside of the Fox News studios!

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That's okay, they'll just get repurposed as new Pepsi flavors!

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Does my tradition of getting wasted and watching the coverage with a giant bag of Cheetos count?

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Though it'll be nothing compared to the chaos that will occur when National High Five Day lands on Memorial Day.