POOP READING
Mar 14, 2014

Earlier this week, President Barack Obama appeared on an episode of comedian Zach Galifianakis's absurdist internet talk show, Between Two Ferns, in order to promote the Affordable Care Act to young people. Many conservative pundits deemed the appearance to be "unpresidential", leading Americans to wonder what other things are considered unbecoming for their Commander-in-Chief...

Other Behavior That Is Considered "Unpresidential"

—Masturbating in the Rose Garden. (Brandon)

—A toilet selfie with the caption, "Air Force One has landed!" (Matt)

—Finally finding a way to provide affordable healthcare to previously uninsured people. (Tenessa)

—Having a vagina. (Jameson)

—Kicking out the first kick at a soccer game or whatever the hell it is they do at soccer games. (Joe)

—Pretty much anything Bieber does. (Mike)

—Greeting foreign dignitaries while wearing a T-shirt that says "Hail to the Chief!" with an arrow pointing down toward your junk. (Way to go, Chester A. Arthur.). (Brandon)

—Bumming smokes off White House visitors. (Matt)

—Misuse of the word "nonplussed". (Jameson)

—Riding shotgun. I mean think about it; when does the President ever ride shotgun... (Joe)

—Appearing on The Tonight Show (except for Ronald Reagan, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush). (Mike)

—Sexting elderly women to secure votes. (Matt)

—Appearing on sketch comedy shows (except for Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford). (Mike)

—Pointing out the No True Scotsman logical fallacy when it's used against you. (Jameson)

—Fucking lots of people who aren't your wife while in the White House (oh wait, that's totally cool). (Mike)

—"Motorboating." (Joe)

—After signing an Executive Order that no one agrees with, shouting "suck it, bitches!" (Matt)

—Not taking a bullet to the back of the head when watching a performance of "Our American Cousin". (Brandon)

—Being elected, signing bills into law, shaking hands with people, having daughters, drinking beer, not drinking enough beer. (Barack Obama only.) (Jameson)

Baron von Contributors: Tenessa Gemelke, Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner

© poopreading.com, all rights reserved – advertising info