Poop Reading - Additional Slogans for the Trump Administration

Additional Slogans for the Trump Administration

—Make America Hate Again (Brandon)

—Moving on Tomorrow's Challenges Like a Bitch (Joe)

—Countdown to Pence (Dan)

—So This Is How America Ends! (Mike)

—Let's Grab This Economy By the Pussy! (Matt)

—Putin the USSR Back in USA! (Tenessa)

—Please Pay Attention to This Media Distraction While We Eliminate the U.S. Postal Service (Brandon)

—Orange Is the New Black (Joe)

—Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance NOW!) (Dan)

—In Soviet America, Swamp Drains You (Mike)

—You Get What You Get and You Don't Throw a Fit (Matt)

—This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things (Brandon)

—Who's an Embarrassing Fuck-up Now, Dad? (Joe)

—It's Time to Take a Trump (Dan)

—If Secretary of the Interior Ryan Zinke Doesn't Excite You, Then I Guess You Don't Really Care That Much About Governance (Brandon)

—No Fat Chicks (Joe)

—Must Love Dogs (Dan)

—Still Preferable to a Zombie Apocalypse (Matt)

—~~Nine Hours~~ Six Minutes Without an Ethics Violation! (Brandon)

—Let's Jump This Shark Together! (Dan)

—Good Luck with the Hair, Future Portrait Artists and Sculptors (Joe)

—We Can Only Assume You've Begun Hoarding Gold in Your Underground Bunker By Now (Brandon)

—Legitimate Administration (Dan)

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