POOP READING
Sep 8, 2017

This week, U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced that the Trump administration is putting an end to the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals immigration policy founded by the Obama administration. But within hours of the announcement, there was a story in the New York Times saying that administration officials privately expressed concern that President Trump "might not fully grasp the details of the steps he was about to take," and later, Trump himself tweeted that if Congress couldn't work out a solution, he would revisit the issue, all of which begs the question: what does Trump think the DACA is?

Names Trump Mistakenly Thinks DACA Is an Acronym For

—Deferred Arby's for Childhood Arrivals (Matt)

—Democrats Are Cool Again (Joe W.)

—Daughter's Ass? Completely Awesome! (Joe M.)

—Danny Aiello's Celebrity Apprentice! (Jameson)

—Don't Ask, Can't Answer... you know, that thing for the military (Brandon)

—Don Cheadle's Acting Camp (suck it, Cheadle!) (Matt)

—Dominicans Attacking Caucasian Americans (Joe W.)

—Decriminalizing Arsonist Cliffdivers in Alabama (Jameson)

—Dan Aykroyd's Canadian Ancestry (Brandon)

—Dump America's Crates Again (Joe W.)

—Dads Ambuscading Contemporary Artworks (Matt)

—Defending Atheists, Communists, and Arabs (Jameson)

—Do Away with Confederate Altars (Brandon)

—Dumb-Ass Clinton Admirer (Joe M.)

—Depicting Asians and Caucasians Agreeing (Jameson)

—Dominatrix Aunts of Central Arkansas (Matt)

—Dog Anuses Creating Art (Jameson)

—David Arquette Can't Act (Brandon)

—Donald's Adult Children are Awful (Jameson)

—Doing Anything. Capiche? Anything! (Joe W.)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Joe Wright

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