Poop Reading - Rejected New Diet Coke Flavors

Rejected New Diet Coke Flavors

—Zesty Blood (Brandon)

—Rockin' Robitussin (Jameson)

—Sweaty Taint (Matt)

—Fucking Insane Papaya (Joe W.)

—Spittoon Runoff (Joe M.)

—Vikings Tears (Mike)

—Boxcar Hooch (Jameson)

—Liver and Onions (Joe W.)

—Diet Croak, the frog-flavored Diet Coke (Joe M.)

—Honey Baked Ham (Matt)

—Zesty Blood Sausage (Joe W.)

—Russian Hooker Pee Pee (Mike)

—Pretty Laid Back Unless You Bring Up the Divorce Berry (Brandon)

—Fen-Phen-Omenal Tangerine (Joe W.)

—Sizzlin' Shrimp Étouffée (Jameson)

—Neneh Cherry (Joe W.)

—That Weird Rectangular School Cafeteria Pizza That Wasn't Really Very Good But You Still Kind Of Miss It (Joe M.)

—Avocado Toast (Joe W.)

—Biting into a 9-Volt Battery (tasted too much like the existing Diet Coke flavor) (Jameson)

—I Can't Believe It's Not Coke (Butter Flavor) (Matt)

Baron von Contributors: Brandon Kruse, Matt Kruse, Joe Mulder, Jameson Simmons, Mike Wagner, Joe Wright